Kasandra Guide for Interrelations
10.		Show him your family is important to you by taking him to visit your mom in prison.
9.		Don't offer to make curtains for his monster truck. The other guys will just hassle him.
8.		If he says you look like Daisy Duke, he's paying you an awfully high compliment.
7.		Don't forget to ask if he has a better-looking, wealthier brother.
6.		Struck by an original thought? Isolate it and annihilate it!
5.		Always refuse to ride in the trunk, even in a Jaguar.
4.		If he shows up for the first date in his Starfleet uniform, pepper-spray him.
3.		Avoid snorting milk through your nostrils until after the second date.
2.		Always keep plenty of Pabst six-packs and beef jerky in your fridge.
1.		For an unforgettable first date, let him watch as you bleach your upper lip.
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